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victoryspoon:

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS THING.

So I installed Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 and watched the intro.

HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OKAY, SO FIRST OFF, IT’S GOT TIM CURRY IN IT.

PRETTY FUCKING SPECTACULAR WAY TO GET MY ATTENTION.

I’LL JUST GIVE THAT A MOMENT TO SINK IN.

YOU READY?

TOO FUCKING BAD BECAUSE HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND KILLS EINSTEIN.

ALRIGHT, COOL.

WELL, NOT REALLY, BUT WHATEVER.

HE’S TIM FUCKING CURRY, AND HE COULD RUN OVER A BABY WITH A CAR AND I’D STILL HIGH-FIVE HIM IF I SAW HIM WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

ANYWAYS, EINSTEIN’S DEAD AND TIM CURRY GOES BACK TO THE PRESENT WHICH IS CURRENTLY IN WORLD WAR III.

HERE’S THE PART WHERE I DO THE MANLIEST SQUEE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN.

THEN THIS LADY ON THE MONITOR IS ALL “WE’VE GOT A PROBLEM”.

AND THAT PROBLEM IS MOTHERFUCKING GEORGE TAKEI.

GEORGE.

TAKEI.

EXCUSE ME, I JUST SHAT MYSELF INSIDE OUT.

AND HE’S ALL “NOW YOU FUCKED UP”!

THEN.

THEN!

THE HORIZON IS COVERED UP BY THE AMOUNT OF BATTLESHIPS AND HELICOPTERS FROM THE EMPIRE OF THE RISING SUN.

STEALTH BOMBERS JUMP OUT THE OCEAN LIKE GRACEFUL MANTA RAYS AND THEN FLY OFF TO STEALTH BOMB SHIT.

THEN THE HELICOPTERS LAND ON THE GROUND AND TURN INTO BI-PEDAL MECHS WITH ATTITUDE.

THEN AN APC COMES OUT OF THE OCEAN AND OUT POPS OUT A BUNCH OF ANGRY JAPANESE SOLDIERS.

AND THEY’RE LED BY A FUTURISTIC SAMURAI, WITH A LIGHT SABER AND SHIT.

THEN.

T.H.E.N.

A GIANT ROBOT SAMURAI MECH ZORD GUNDAM THING WALKS INTO THE WAR LIKE “WHAT UP!”

THIS GAME.

I GET TO PLAY THIS GAME.

I’M CRYING OVER HOW HYPED I AM.

I CAN’T FEEL MY LEFT ARM.

*cough*

Excuse me, I’m not quite sure what just happened there.

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kik0man:

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no

Konami is going way too NUCLEAR

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Where I’ve been.

So, it’s been almost a month since the last update, just wanted to tell you I’m spending this July in a village, where the Internet allows me only this. Happy summer, guys!

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kik0man:

OH MAN OPERATION INTRUDE F014 HAPPENED ON CHRISTMAS EVE

Christmas 1999: Solid Snake having the time of his LIFE

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